How can I tell I'm no longer on the tour...

• I'll have to fix my own dinner
• I won't get an after dinner cue sheet
• Chamois and butter will not be used in the same sentence
• "SAGing" will be considered an offensive remark
• Won't have to stand in line to do my wash
• I won't have to eat another peanut butter and jam sandwich or tofu
• Won't eat dinner with the plate on my lap sitting in a plastic chair
• Won't have pockets in the back of my shirt to put stuff
• There won't be a suitcase on my bed
• I'll have to think about what to wear everyday
• It will be considered strange if I pee in the bushes
• No one around me will be drinking "low-class redneck pink shit" ( the cheap wine some drank on this trip and was nick named by the rider from Florida )
• I won't wake up at 6 a.m everyday regardless of the time zone
• I'll sleep in my own bed at night with the person I love